Jeff
Thinks he's the shogun. Dishonorably discharged from the army when his superiors found out he's barking mad. Will never have to work again, not that anyone would hire him.

Diane
Her life can be summed up as shop, shop, shop, advance socially, shop, wear expensive clothing, shop, shop, try to impress people, shop, eat, sleep, shop. She aims at a career as psychic advisor, so if you want to know who's making all these irritating phone calls....

Daniel
Typical little boy. Active, likes to play rough, doesn't clean up after himself, probably dreams about being a cowboy or an astronaut. Like his daddy, who wanted to go to Mars...

Jennifer
As far as this family's concerned, a tomboy. Loves all the shiny toys her rich daddy provides and acts way too much like her brother.